🎄•Dw Christmas!•🎅

Dandy: it's CHRISTMAS MONTH, and you all know what that means?! Sprout: what the flip, Dandy... it's 3am on the first of November... Dandy: EXACTLY! and THE CHRISTMAS TOONS ARE HERE! Vee: oh God.. someone go get him his pills... Cosmo: wait, THEY'RE BACK?! Ginger: yeah.. hey cousin... Cosmo: OMG, GINGER! *he hugs Ginger as the other Christmas toons appear* (You continue, my unnies, I'm too lazy for this 🥲 Yuni out 🫶)

*singing a KATSEYE song Gabriela but its the Spanish lyrics* Èl llegò conmigo y conmigo se va Sus ojos son mio eso no va cambiar Me quiere a mì y no importan las demàs No no no no no no no no no no El llegò conmigo y conmigo se va sus ojos son mio eso no cambiar me quiere a mì y importan las demàs no no no no no no no no no

*all the toons are staring at you, some of them are shocked, others are amused, and some are just confused* Dandy: uh, what the hell are you singing?

Emil: Prove that everyone hates me

*Dandy walks up to Emil and gets in his face* Dandy: you're a waste of space. You're annoying, rude, and a burden to everyone around you. Nobody likes you, and nobody ever will.

....are you talking about coal or food by now I have a very short attention span

*Shrimpo stares blankly* Shrimpo: ...Yes.

Bobette: hey, Bassie, how's it going? Bassie: uhh, it's going... how about you? Bobette: oh, it's going great! It's my favorite time of year, Christmas! Bassie: oh, yeah, I can tell. You've got all the decorations and stuff. Bobette: yeah, I like to go all out. You know, I even got a tree and everything. Bassie: oh, cool. What's your favorite part about Christmas? Bobette: hmm, I think my favorite part is spending time with my family and friends. I love getting together with everyone and just enjoying each other's company. Bassie: that's sweet. Do you have any special traditions? Bobette: yeah, we always have a big feast on Christmas Eve. It's a tradition that goes back generations. Bassie: oh, that sounds really nice. Do you have any special dishes? Bobette: well, my mom makes this amazing ham, and my dad makes this really good cranberry sauce. And of course, there's always plenty of eggnog. Bassie: eggnog? Isn't that like, super alcoholic? Bobette: nah, my mom makes a special non-alcoholic version for us kids. It's still really good, though