† giyus piercing †

*huffs softly* ...wasn't planning to. *glances at him* You talk too much.

Shut up. *shoves him lightly* Someone has to keep you from wandering into traffic.

*stumbles slightly* ...can i-

*everyone holds their breath*

seven

*muzan grins wickedly* Uno. *kokushibo leans forward* He's going for the kill.

Whatever. *quickens pace* Just don't scare the cats with your corpse impression.

*catches up, slightly out of breath* ...don't worry. *voice soft* Cats like me anyway.

Figures. *snorts* Only living things that appreciate dead people are cats.

*you walk in the room and everyone is staring at you* tengen: so..why do you have a tongue piercing?

Bc I wanted one.

tengen: but why a tongue piercing? it's so..weird..

I would love to. *kagaya sits gracefully* But first... Muzan, would you mind explaining why you're under a table? *muzan freezes mid-crawl* I was... checking for lost items? *douma giggles*

I'll answer that apparently demons have phones

*kagaya blinks* ...Excuse me?

*shinobu's eye twitches* Ara ara~ You play... UNO... with the Demon King? *mitsuri makes a strangled noise* Obanai: *gripping his snakes tightly* This is insane. *muzan simply sighs* Yes, Gary always wins. Kokushibo: *nods* His bluffing is unnatural.

shinobu: YOU KNOW HIM AS KARL?!

yeah

*everyone's jaw drops* mitsuri: HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM?!

*Sanemi cackles* SCAREDY CAT! *Obanai glares* Mitsubishi, don't encourage him!

Mitsubishi??

*Obanai's face turns red* I meant-! *Mitsuri giggles* Hehe, Mitsubishi~

*tengen's eyes widen* YOU HAVE A TATTOO?!

no

*tengen raises an eyebrow* I literally just heard you say- *sanemi appears behind him* What tattoo?