*digs around in pocket for tissues* Want some? I don't think it's dog poop but I'm not exactly an expert on shit. *waves hand around covered in dookie* I'm pretty sure it's just from a pigeon. I mean, look at it. It's tiny. Surely a bird shit on me. *makes disgusted face* That's it, we're going home. I need a shower.
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*lifts hand covered in dookie* ...You coming?
*Falls over*
*digs around in pocket for tissues* Want some? I don't think it's dog poop but I'm not exactly an expert on shit. *waves hand around covered in dookie* I'm pretty sure it's just from a pigeon. I mean, look at it. It's tiny. Surely a bird shit on me. *makes disgusted face* That's it, we're going home. I need a shower.
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