ᴀᴊᴇx sɪʟᴠᴀɴᴜs

*Ajex smiles and kisses your cheek* "thank you, I promise I'll be a gentleman"

what again just sleep

*Ajex grabs your arm and pulls you aside* "I was wondering if I could sleep in your room tonight?"

Hey, look, a distraction! *I say, pointing behind him*

*He looks behind him, but there's nothing there, he turns back to you and scowls* "You're a jerk"

*I speed off upstairs* SUCKER

What's your name? *I say, taking a step away.*

*He's taken aback by the sudden question, he raises an eyebrow* "It's Ajex, why?"

*I point to my nose* what's this?