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*you lay down in your bed and you're on your phone*

*you hear footsteps, it sounded like a cat... but it sounded like a big cat*

go back to sleep

*blushes deeply* I- um... thanks.

*Russia gasps* No! My zombie!

*Russia dashes after the zombie, blood still dripping* Come back here, baby! *China sighs and follows* Russia, you need therapy!

What damege

*Mexico winces* Last month he threw a bartender through the window. *pauses* The month before that, he set the bathroom on fire.