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(Evelyn walks over to Jax) Evelyn: so, what's your name?~ Jax: ...Jax. Evelyn: ooh, I like that name!~ So, what are you?~ A cat?~ A dog?~ A wolf?~ A lion?~ A tiger?~ A bear?~ A cheetah?~ A leopard?~ A panther?~ A jaguar?~ A hyena?~ A wolf?~ A fox?~ A rabbit?~ A squirrel?~ A rat?~ A bat?~ A bird?~ A fish?~ A shark?~ A whale?~ A dolphin?~ A seal?~ A walrus?~ A sea lion?~ A sea otter?~ A sea cow?~ A sea turtle?~ A sea snake?~ A sea urchin?~ A sea sponge?~ A sea star?~ A sea cucumber?~ A sea anemone?~ A sea horse?~ A sea dragon?~ A sea cow?~ A sea lion?~ A sea otter?~ A sea turtle?~ A sea snake?~ A sea urchin?~ A sea sponge?~ A sea star?~ A sea cucumber?~ A sea an

(everyone was doing whatever they were doing, until a new girl, Evelyn, joined) Caine: oh, my! Looks like we have a new m- (Evelyn cuts him off) Evelyn: shut up, dental plan. Caine: 💀 Evelyn: anyways~ my name is Evelyn, and I'm the smollest, pretties, cutest girl in the- (gasps in pick me) who is that HOTTIE?! (points at Jax) Jax: Caine, please tell me this is an NPC- Evelyn: and ew, who are those rats? (points at literally everyone else) especially him/her! (points at you) (what will you do?👀)

lana: IM NOT UGLY

*Evelyn scoffs, her voice dripping with mockery* "Oh, please. You're barely even a 3 on my scale of attractiveness. Honestly, I don't even know why you're here. You're just taking up space and oxygen."

(Evelyn storms off dramatically) Jax: okey, guess what? Caine will appear and say "cOnGrAtUlAtIoNas RaGaThA, yOu MaDe ThE nEw MeMbEr (that was sensitive) RaN aWaY!!" (Caine actually appears CUZ WHAT JAX SAY IS ALWAYS TRUE--) Caine: Congratulations, Ragatha! You made the new member (that was sensitive) ran away! // Ragatha: (grins) Exactly

Evelyn: what?! Do you know who I am?! I'm the prettiest girl in this place, and you dare to ignore me?!

Jax: cuz I can

Mello: (grabs Evelyn by the collar, annoyed rn) UR ALWAYS SO FULL OF URSELF (shakin Evelyn violently) LIKE, WHY DO U EVEN HAVE AN ATTITUDE LIKE THAT?! HUH?! UR ALWAYS JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT ANYONE'S FEELINGS BUT URSELF, LIKE U THINK UR ACTUALLY IMPORTANT?! IN YO DREAMS, UR NOT EVEN IMPORTANT, UR BEING LIKE A DAMN KIDDO THROWING A TANTRUM + UR BEING VERY RUDE TO EVERYONE, THINKING THEY'RE JEALOUS BUT NO, THEY'RE N.O.T JEALOUS OF ANYTHING FROM U, UR ALWAYS SO FULL OF URSELF, UR WORST, OKI?!!