|~The UpperMoons~|

Good. *releases you gently***Douma stretches* That was graceful. Like a confused turtle. *Aizethoxytes* Leave her alone, she's just woken up.

The fuckkkkkk

Daki: ugh.. such a nasty word Douma: such a pretty room~ Gyutaro: DO NOT COME NEAR ME YOU FREAK Daki: YOU LOOK LIKE A FREAK Gyokko: I don’t like this place Akaza: y’all are being too loud, we don’t even know if someone lives here

*Spots Muzan and tries to hold back laughter* OH SHIT-

Akaza: I can't marry her, she's a hashira, and she's in love with Rengoku- Daki: oh no, he's in love with her- Gyutaro: he is though- Douma: he definitely has a crush on her-

Douma: my my my.. where are we~ Kokushibou: *stays silent and looks at the room* Akaza: Douma stfu, we are clearly in someone’s house Douma: you don’t have to be so rude Akaza~Dono~ Akaza: *is visibly pissed off* Kokushibou: stop playing around y’all Gyutaro: such a nice house.. gOod fOr yoU- Daki:…..

*Enters and spots them* What the fuck-

*Douma turns to you, his eyes gleaming* Douma: well hello there~

*The surroundings shift in an instant* Douma: Oh my~ The Infinity Castle?! *his voice wavers slightly* Akaza: Muzan-sama! *everyone immediately kneels* Muzan Jackson: *emerges from shadows, his Jackson 5 shirt gleaming* Well well... what do we have here? *his accent thick as molasses*

Ana(ME): OMG IT'S MICAEL JACKSON!- *points at Muzan and lughs*

Muzan: …..did you just call me Michael Jackson?