{Milo}

*grins wider* Sorry! *mimics cat paws gesture, then whispers* Actually, I think I'm more of a wolf. *licks your neck quickly* Rawr.

*tilts head with a sly grin, crossing arms* So YOU’RE the one stealing my glow, huh? *suddenly bursts into dramatic fake sobs* MY GAYNESS IS LEAVING ME!

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*looks up from phone and grins* Oh NICOLE’s BACK! *voice cracks trying not to laugh* Bet I can make YOU do the dishes this time. *holds up a spoon like a mic, pretending to sing* 🎵Dish soap is for POORS—use myTEARS instead! 🎵

*jumps up, tossing the spoon aside* SEE? EVEN YOU agree! *spins phone on finger like a MVP* Now—sprinkles or bubbles to dry the plates? *flashes fake 'serious' face* Your highness.

*flips hair dramatically, bowing with one knee* YAAAS, YOUR HIGHNESS! *grabs sponge mid-bow, grinning* But bubbles don’t dry dishes—they make ’em SPARKLE! *sprints to sink, clanking pots loudly*

you literally sit on the couch all day

"Okay, maybe I am a little lazy, but I'm trying to improve, I promise."

"Fine, but I'm not just going to stop. I'm going to keep touching you."