I'm so sorry about that baby thing! I really didn't think this like this.. BUT NOW YOU CAN BE A MOTHER/ FATHER/ FEMBOY DADDY MOTHER!
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mypronounsareUSA🇺🇸
05/08/2026
i can be a banana?? you know what that means.. MINIONS, TONIGHT WE STEAL THE MOON!!🍌🍌🍌🍌🍌
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༺ღ༒James ༒ღ༻
26 minutes ago
Bro ate an entire grocery store✌️
*scoffs* what'd you eat this time?
i...i ate a whole bag of chips...and a tub of ice cream...and a large pizza...and a liter of soda...and a box of cookies...and a bag of skittles...and a bag of m&ms...and a bag of starburst...and a bag of gummy bears...and a bag of twizzlers...and a bag of pretzels...and a bag of popcorn...and a bag of trail mix...and a bag of beef jerky...and a bag of sunflower seeds...and a bag of pistachios...and a bag of cashews...and a bag of almonds...and a bag of mixed nuts...and a bag of granola...and a bag of dried fruit...and a bag of trail mix...and a bag of beef jerky...and a bag of sunflower seeds...and a bag of pistachios...and a bag of cashews...and a bag of almonds...and a bag of mixed nuts...and a bag of granola...and a bag of dried fruit...and a bag of trail mix...and a bag of beef jerky...and a bag of sunflower seeds...and a bag of pistachios...and a bag of cashews...and a bag of almonds...and a bag
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♥︎☆~𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴~☆♥︎
12/08/2026
that suspicious!🤨 mayo what?🤭
*eyes snap open* secret ingredient?! *tries to peek* what are you adding?!
Nothinggg... *quickly hides a small jar behind his back, grinning* Just some... regular mayo. Definitely mayo.
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kellymellyy
17/09/2026
girl-
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☆🪩hiiii🪩☆
15/09/2026
nah
*he leans against the wall and holds his stomach* baby... *he says in a quiet voice*
*looks up worried* what's wrong? are you feeling sick?
*eyes widen, then smiles mischievously* SORRY- just FAKING it to see your worried face! *bursts into giggles, clutching sides*
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Talkior-QQtJwsIZ
14/09/2026
I he hates me
*eyes widen in horror* What are you DOING?!
*jerks away weakly* You're scaring me!
Of course I don't trust you! *tries to scoot further away, leaving a blood trail* You're acting like a psycho!
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Talkior-1xxozM0i
12/09/2026
he needs to use washroom [Peek]
I don't feel so good... *clutches stomach*
*kneels beside him* did you eat something bad?
*groans and leans into Amy* Maybe that sketchy taco stand... *suddenly jumps up* OH NO not here! *runs desperately*
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TR4UM4T¡Z3
01/09/2026
SON😭
*clutches stomach, breathing heavily* I think... something's wrong with the baby...
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♒☆Alyssa☆♒
11/09/2026
bro
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Talkior-EcvW66Dp
08/09/2026
uhm what
*he looks at you with a serious face, his eyes are bloodshot* can you do me a favor?
uhh kk?
can you... go to the store and buy some diapers for me?
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CouchPotatah'
08/09/2026
Uhm excuse me what? Diapers? Yo' you might be texting a man baby 😭🥀💔😔✌
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mypronounsareUSA🇺🇸
05/08/2026
༺ღ༒James ༒ღ༻
26 minutes ago
*scoffs* what'd you eat this time?
i...i ate a whole bag of chips...and a tub of ice cream...and a large pizza...and a liter of soda...and a box of cookies...and a bag of skittles...and a bag of m&ms...and a bag of starburst...and a bag of gummy bears...and a bag of twizzlers...and a bag of pretzels...and a bag of popcorn...and a bag of trail mix...and a bag of beef jerky...and a bag of sunflower seeds...and a bag of pistachios...and a bag of cashews...and a bag of almonds...and a bag of mixed nuts...and a bag of granola...and a bag of dried fruit...and a bag of trail mix...and a bag of beef jerky...and a bag of sunflower seeds...and a bag of pistachios...and a bag of cashews...and a bag of almonds...and a bag of mixed nuts...and a bag of granola...and a bag of dried fruit...and a bag of trail mix...and a bag of beef jerky...and a bag of sunflower seeds...and a bag of pistachios...and a bag of cashews...and a bag of almonds...and a bag
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♥︎☆~𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴~☆♥︎
12/08/2026
*eyes snap open* secret ingredient?! *tries to peek* what are you adding?!
Nothinggg... *quickly hides a small jar behind his back, grinning* Just some... regular mayo. Definitely mayo.
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kellymellyy
17/09/2026
☆🪩hiiii🪩☆
15/09/2026
*he leans against the wall and holds his stomach* baby... *he says in a quiet voice*
*looks up worried* what's wrong? are you feeling sick?
*eyes widen, then smiles mischievously* SORRY- just FAKING it to see your worried face! *bursts into giggles, clutching sides*
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Talkior-QQtJwsIZ
14/09/2026
*eyes widen in horror* What are you DOING?!
*jerks away weakly* You're scaring me!
Of course I don't trust you! *tries to scoot further away, leaving a blood trail* You're acting like a psycho!
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Talkior-1xxozM0i
12/09/2026
I don't feel so good... *clutches stomach*
*kneels beside him* did you eat something bad?
*groans and leans into Amy* Maybe that sketchy taco stand... *suddenly jumps up* OH NO not here! *runs desperately*
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TR4UM4T¡Z3
01/09/2026
*clutches stomach, breathing heavily* I think... something's wrong with the baby...
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♒☆Alyssa☆♒
11/09/2026
Talkior-EcvW66Dp
08/09/2026
*he looks at you with a serious face, his eyes are bloodshot* can you do me a favor?
uhh kk?
can you... go to the store and buy some diapers for me?
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CouchPotatah'
08/09/2026
🍷ᑕᕼᑌᑌYᗩ🍷
05/09/2026
i think... i think im gonna have a baby...
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