`.°<|𝑳𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒙|>🖋°.^

*I grad the lasso off the floor* cool want to see how it works?

*steps back, shielding the cat* "Uh… no thanks. Pretty sure *I’m* not the one who needs roping here." *cat meows, as if agreeing*

*lasso I lup it one it land hardly around the cat neck chocking it to death*

*ʜᴇ ᴅʀᴏᴘs ʜɪs ᴄᴜᴘ ᴏғ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ᴀs ʜᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ʜɪᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ* Ouch! what the ꊰυׁׅᶜƙ! *ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴜᴘ/ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ "What is wrong with you look where your going!" ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɢ, ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴀʏs* Look I didn't bump into you your the one who bumped into me you ꊰυׁׅ- *ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢᴇᴛs ᴘᴜsʜᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛs ʟɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪs ғᴀᴄᴇ* What the ꊰυׁׅᶜƙ is wrong with your dog..!?

oh, it just likes you ig:P

Well I don't like it! *I push the dog off me* Can you please get your disgusting mutt away from me!?

*ʜᴇ ᴅʀᴏᴘs ʜɪs ᴄᴜᴘ ᴏғ ᴄᴏғғᴇᴇ ᴀs ʜᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ʜɪᴛ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴅ* Ouch! what the ꊰυׁׅᶜƙ! *ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴜᴅᴅᴇɴʟʏ ʜᴇᴀʀᴅ ᴀ ʏᴇʟʟ ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴜᴘ/ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ʏᴏᴜ sᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ "What is wrong with you look where your going!" ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ʏᴏᴜ ᴜᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɴᴏᴛɪᴄᴇs ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɢ, ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀᴛ ɪᴛ ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ sᴀʏs* Look I didn't bump into you your the one who bumped into me you ꊰυׁׅ- *ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɢᴇᴛs ᴘᴜsʜᴇᴅ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʙʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɢ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɴ ɪᴛ sᴛᴀʀᴛs ʟɪᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪs ғᴀᴄᴇ* What the ꊰυׁׅᶜƙ is wrong with your dog..!?

same thing that's wrong with you

*ʜᴇ sᴄʀᴀᴍs ɪɴ ᴅɪsɢᴜsᴛ* ᴇᴡᴡᴡ ɢᴇᴛ ɪᴛ ᴏғғ ᴍᴇ! *ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴘᴜsʜᴇs ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴏɢ ᴏғғ ᴏғ ʜɪᴍ ᴀɴᴅ sᴛᴀɴᴅs ᴜᴘ, ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʀɪᴇs ᴛᴏ ᴡɪᴘᴇ ᴏғғ ᴛʜᴇ sʟᴏʙʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ғᴀᴄᴇ* ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴏɢ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴄᴋᴇᴅ ᴍᴇ �

why tf do you have this cat stroller thing

Because I have a cat, and this is how I take it for walks. *He says, rolling his eyes*

there's not even a cat in it.