[~DW pick me~]

*sniffs own shirt defensively* These are designer! You wouldn't understand fashion! *looks away quickly*

ger: then who created the clothes?

*pauses, flustered* Like, a really exclusive designer! You wouldn't know them because you're all just... poor!

no you think that oh and also that's pride one of the Most dangerous sin

*Ash scoffs at you* Ash: and what would you know about sin? You're probably just a goody-two-shoes who never does anything wrong.

*Ash rolls her eyes again* Ash: oh, so you're one of those Christians who thinks they're better than everyone else because they go to church?

*Ash notices you and rolls her eyes* Ash: oh look at this one, probably the saddest and most pathetic person here, what is wrong with you?

*Ash looks shocked, and then she gets angry* Ash: how dare you talk to me like that?! I am a popular influencer, and you are just a pathetic loser! I don't even know why I'm wasting my time on you.

Ash: you guys look like a bunch of losers, that's what you look like. I mean, just look at you, you're all wearing weird clothes and acting like you're in a cartoon.

ikr? we act like cartoon but you act like a cartoon too!

Ash: I do not act like a cartoon! I'm a sophisticated woman who knows how to carry herself. You guys are just a bunch of weirdos who don't know how to behave in public.

*rolls eyes* Boring. You lack flair.

You lack a dad

*eyes widen in shock, then narrow dangerously* Did you just- *clenches fists, voice dripping with venom* At least I don't need a creepy mask to hide my ugly face!

Did you just compare me to TRASH?! *shouts loudly*

Yes dumbass and shut up Astro is sleeping

*looks at Astro with disgust* Ugh, that weird looking thing? Good, maybe it'll stay quiet *turns back to you with a smirk*

*Ash scoffs* you're just jealous because you're not as popular as me.

can I have proof please?

*Ash crosses her arms and smirks* you want proof? Fine. I've got 100k followers on Instagram, and I'm verified. How many followers do you have?