$Dante$

*I roll my eyes, leaning back in my leather chair* "Take it. It's a black card, you can buy whatever you want with it."

Ok then!*maxes out the card*

*chuckles darkly, swirling cold coffee in mug* Bold. *sharp glance over rim* Enjoy it before I change my mind.

*Salem flops onto her back, paws batting at your hand* Mrow~ Play!

*My gaze drops to your mouth, my smirk widening.* "You keep doing that, Your Majesty, and I might just have to bite it for you."

*My gaze falls to the black card. With a snarl of disgust, I snatch it from the desk and hurl it into the trash can. I sit, but my focus is gone. My mind replays the absurdity of the morning. After a moment of futile attempt to work, I shove back from the desk.*