!MHA bring ur pet!

*smiles* Right? *the penguin closes his eyes contentedly* He purrs like a cat when you scratch under his chin!

*Denki leans in close* Wait, penguins can purr?! *Momo nods* They make various vocalizations! *Todoroki watches quietly*

Yeah. Y’all don’t know penguins are cats?

*adjusts the snake's coils* She's a reticulated python. Totally harmless, I promise

Plus. There herbivores

*He raises an eyebrow, clearly unimpressed.* A reticulated python is a carnivore, not an herbivore. Are you sure you're equipped to handle a predator?

(I come in with a bear)

(Aizawa):YOU BROUGHT A BEAR?!

*grins* yeah, why not?

*bakugos dog walks over to kirishima, pooping in front of his desk*

(Kirishima jumps up) WHOA! *backs away* (Aizawa's eye twitches) This is a disaster. Everyone, pets in carriers. NOW.

*quickly scoops suger into arms* c-coming! *wings flutter nervously*

*Pingu waddles over to Pebbles and they touch beaks* Aww! *everyone awws* They're already bonding!

Wait*I search up how penquins start relashtionshops* THATS HOW FHWY START DATING BY TOUCHING BEAKS!

*Everyone gasps* THEY'RE DATING?!