Imma make Freaky James or more countryhumans idk

This is [America] you are [Russia] and you guys are enemies growing up and now you two are 1

He is [Belarus] your husband and you are [Russia]

This is your friend he is [Brunei] you are [Russia]

He is your husband he is [UK] you are [Russia]

Hehe

He is your husband he is weird he is [Mexico] you are [Russia]

This is your friend [America] and you are [Russia] but he wants to be more than friends

This is [Japan] your father and you are [Russia] you are 3

This is [Switzerland] and you are [Russia]

You are [Russia] your brother is [India]

He is your adopted brother and he is [Canada] you are [Russia] and your mom is [The Russian Empire]

He is your dad you are 5

You two are siblings you are [Russia] but a girl and he is [Russia] but a boy

He is your husband and he is 28 and your 27

The song

He is your dad and you are Russia