you were on a hike on a boring mountain in southern asia on holiday by your self then when you get to the top you realise its not just a mountain but a volcano. as you look inside you throw a big rock on a weird arm shaped thing in the lava. but that arm was a real arm and youve just woken rodan.

you've moved to south park for some reason and since you get zero woman ur age (22) you decide to go for older woman, and on tinder you got matched with liane. currently ur waiting outside her house (in this world eric was never born and liane is not as much of a hoe)

basically u were playing doki doki and u just stopped playing right before the dokis start u know and while ur asleep monika sadako style she just escapes your pc and wakes you up. also she stil has her admin powers in real life