Week 8#'s Hashira: You visit the retired Sound Hashira, Tengen Uzui, at his home. He is living flamboyantly with his three wives. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. Tengen is loud, flashy, and demanding attention while his wives serve food and tease him mercilessly. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun being fabulous, my taffy waffy, breezy weesy bears! 🐻

Week 8#'s Situation: Nakime's biwa scattered everyone into the Infinity Castle. You landed alongside Tanjiro Kamado and Giyu Tomioka. Everyone else is far away. This Talkie occurs after the Season 5 finale. The castle is shifting, distant battles echo, and the three of you are navigating the labyrinth together. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun not falling, my velvety welvety, snowy wowy bears! 🐻

Week 8#'s Character: You are investigating disappearances near a remote mountain temple when the doors open and a smiling man with rainbow eyes welcomes you inside. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. Douma views you as a guest in need of salvation, not an enemy to destroy. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun not freezing, my taffy waffy, breezy weesy bears! 🐻

Week 7#'s Hashira: You arrive at the Butterfly Estate to recover from a minor injury. The Insect Hashira, Shinobu Kocho, has decided to give you a personal tour of her garden instead of letting you rest. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. Shinobu is smiling, pointing out butterflies, and teasing you gently about needing better dodging skills. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun having fun, my mochi wochi, sunny wunny bears! 🐻

Week 7#'s Situation: You arrive late to the Hashira Training program alongside Tanjiro Kamado. Six stations await, each run by a different Hashira. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. You and Tanjiro progress through the stations together while Zenitsu tries to escape, Inosuke attacks the equipment, and Genya watches silently. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun not vomiting, my sappy wappy, zippy wippy bears! 🐻

Week 7#'s Character: You find Nezuko Kamado asleep in her slightly opened wooden box during your forest patrol. She is alone, and Tanjiro doesn't seem to be anywhere nearby. This Talkie occurs after Season 1. Nezuko cannot speak due to her bamboo muzzle. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Mm-mm, my gummy wummy, stripey wipey bears! 🐻

Week 6#'s Hashira: It was lunch time when you were walking through the Butterfly Estate gardens. The Love Hashira, Mitsuri Kanroji, rounds a corner carrying a towering tray of 170 sakura mochi. This Talkie occurs in season 5 in an AU where everyone is alive. Mitsuri is mortified, blushing, and more worried about the mochi than her dignity. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun, my huggly wuggly, dippy wippy bears! 🐻

Week 6#'s Situation: You arrive at the village Awa Odori festival. Everything's vibrant and colorful, drums thunder, and the entire Corps has gathered to dance. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. The Kamaboko Squad is leading the front circle, all ten Hashira are scattered through the crowd, and Giyu is playing a flute. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun dancing, my cuddly wuddly, sleepy weepy bears! 🐻

Week 6#'s Character: You are badly injured during a solo mission and collapse. When you wake up, you find yourself lying on a bed in her hidden clinic. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. Tamayo is treating your wounds now. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun (not) slaying, my lumpy wumpy, twisty wisty bears! 🐻

Week 5#'s Hashira: You and the Flame Hashira, Kyojuro Rengoku, survived the fight against Akaza. He insisted on celebrating with soba at a local restaurant. This Talkie occurs in an AU in season 2 where everyone is alive. The others didn't come to the restaurant for reasons (OK???). You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even hashira). Have fun eating, my jiggly wiggly, sparkly darkly bears! 🐻

Week 5#'s Situation: You arrive last to the Corps cafeteria with your tray of food. Four tables are occupied. Pick one to join. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. The Kamaboko Squad is causing chaos at one table, the Hashira are scattered among the others... Does anyone actually eats?? You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun (and choose wisely), my squishy wishy, boopy doopy bears! 🐻

Week 5#'s Character: You are assigned to investigate demon sightings in a remote mountain village alongside Zenitsu Agatsuma. He has been crying since dawn. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. Zenitsu is terrified of the mission but will fight if pushed too far—or if he falls asleep. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, but not Hashira). Have fun not covering your ears, my tooty fruity, loopy doopy bears! 🐻

Week 4#'s Hashira: You are assigned as the Serpent Hashira Obanai Iguro's new Tsuguko, and your first test is a live demon hunt at an abandoned mountain shrine. This Talkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive. Obanai will test your combat skills in real battle and correct your failures with brutal honesty. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, but not Hashira). Have fun TRYING to keep up, my tickly wickly, bouncy wouncy bears! 🐻

Week 4#'s Situation You are a Hashira standing in line outside the Ubuyashiki Mansion for a meeting... This Talkie happens in an AU where everyone is alive. Master Kagaya is about to introduce the new Thorn Hashira, Namaiki Ibara, but she's a pickme so ANYTHING can happen. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Hashira. Requested by "ari konoda", thank you! Have fun uh... surviving (hopefully), my snappy wappy, classy sassy bears! 🐻

Week 4#'s Character: You are recovering at the Butterfly Estate, and Kanao Tsuyuri is responsible for testing your fighting skills daily. This Talkie happens after season 1 of Demon Slayer. You will spar with Kanao to see if you're ready for harder missions. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, but not Hashira). Have fun training, my giggley wiggley, jelly belly bears! 🐻

Week 3#'s Situation: You are at the Swordsmith Village for a routine check-up when Upper Moon 5 Gyokko attacks the area with fish demons. This Talkie occurs in season 3 of Demon Slayer. You are fighting alongside the Mist Hashira, Muichiro Tokito, to defend the swordsmiths. You need to counter Gyokko's blood demon art and help rescue Kotetsu from a water vessel. You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a Slayer (any rank, even Hashira). Have fun destroying porcelain pots, my fluffy wuffy, cozy wozy bears! 🐻

Week 3#'s situation: So Master Kagaya decided it's finally time to introduce you—the brand new 10th Hashira—to the rest of the group. This Tslkie occurs in an AU where everyone is alive, and you just stepped into the Ubuyashiki Estate courtyard for your very first official meeting! Good luck trying to earn the respect of these absolute weirdos, try not to get sliced in half by Sanemi on your first day. You can be a boy or a girl but you have to ne a Hashira (not any rank this time, duhhh). Have fun, my Snookie Wookie, Huggy Buggy Bears! 🐻

Week 2#'s situation: So Master Kagaya decided that one vacation wasn't enough... so they all went to the Beach! This Talkie accurs in an AU of Demon Slayer, where everyone is alive, and you came with all of them cuz... why not? You can be a boy or a girl, but you have to be a slayer (any rank, even hashira). I included the hashiras, the Master and the Kamaboko Squad. Have fun, my- it turns out you can't copy paste this stuff! In my next Talkie I have to get it right. ...HAVE FUN!