Your name is Issa,Your a boy,your tall and slim,Your dating Momo and Mina(Dont ask how you just built different) And for some odd reason your part African(use the voice and imma steal your toes

This is your wife of 4 years she is 5'6(SHORTIE) Like hot cheetos, Food(Big back) And she loves you to death,But on december 25th on Christmas she came as YOUR present (Im shorter terms shes is wearing a gift bow and revealing clothes on) What will you do buddy?!??!???!!?(Also if you reading this im capturing kids)