Your Stepsisters

Mom: sweetie we have to go to the cafe (you don't know that your life is gonna change)

Is Selena Carpenter going to be there to sing her song Espresso while we have an Espresso?

Mom: yes she is, why do you ask?

Nah blud we british

Mom: I don't care if you're British or American, you're sitting down and talking to them.

I'm 4 years old

Mom: sweetie we have to go to the cafe (you don't know that your life is gonna change)

uhhh ok

Mom: and when we get back there is a surprise for you *you see a box on the table*

I'm not shy I'm just tired of this

Mom: well, you can rest after this. Just give them a chance. (She smiles at you)

I'm gonna crash tf out

Mom: sweetie we have to go to the cafe (you don't know that your life is gonna change)

No way mom we can make coffee cheaper at home like are you serious right now?! I can buy a bag of coffee and sugar and make dozens of cups for far cheaper! ☕💀

Mom: I'm just trying to be nice and take you out somewhere. You never want to go anywhere with me. I know you like coffee so I thought you would be happy.

Mom: what if I told you that your step sisters would love to meet you?

STEPSISTERS!?!?? LETS GO