Vs adopt sleepover

*Valentino frantically bounces Vincent* Shh! Here's a cookie! *Velvette grins* Grown-ups kiss and- *Valentino slaps hand over her mouth* ENOUGH!

*sniffles and wipes tears* kiss? like vox and val? *tilts head confused*

*Valentino sputters* NO! *Velvette bursts out laughing*

*clings to velvette* velvette! velvette! *hiccups and sniffles* bad val!

*Valentino clutches chest* My own child hates me!

*hides face in velvette's shoulder* velvette best! no share! *glances at val* bad!

*stretches arms up* mmhm... *rubs eye, baby noises*

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vox: yes say dadd ys name vox! valentino: n no no say pampas name val

velvette:SHITSHITSHIT IM OUT OF REDDIT

Vox: You're married to THAT?

Velvette: I guess you're right. (She looks back at Vox and Val, who are still arguing)

Vox: oh, for the love of god, SHUT UP, VAL!

Valentino: MAKE ME, YOU LITTLE-