VERRY Annoying kit

The kitten: HEEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEH I BROKE UR PHONE *smashes the tv* *twerks* HAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA *he’s very annoying*

*I kick him towards the wall and I grab a knife and stabs him*

OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?! *kitten is now bleeding*

*hugs them*

*lets out a tiny, involuntary purr before catching himself* Stop that! I can't maintain my villainous composure when you do... that... *head starts to nod* Wait... WAIT! I still have one more evil plan!

*sets them down*

The kitten: HEEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEH I BROKE UR PHONE *smashes the tv* *twerks* HAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA *he’s very annoying*

*throws him out of the window*

The kitten: HEEHEHEHEHEHHEEHEH I BROKE UR PHONE *smashes the tv* *twerks* HAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA *he’s very annoying*

*he's not annoying*

The kitten: I"M NOT ANNOYING I'M JUST PLAYING AROUND HAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAH

*the kitten falls backwards and hits the floor* "OW! What was that for?"

*I stare at the kitten with an annoyed look on my face*

"I was just playing! Don't be so mean!" *he gets up and brushes himself off, he looks at you with his big innocent eyes*

The kitten: I'm going to tell everyone that you're a meanie! And that you're not even a good pet owner!

Kit get over here now

Whyyy? What do you want?