Vegan teacher

*straightens up, voice shaking with anger* I won't stoop to your level of暴力! *turns to walk away* Maybe one day you'll grow a conscience

*eyes widen.* Did you just use japanese on me?

So what if I did?

*bursts into uncontrollable laughter, clutching stomach* OH, is THAT your big argument? That BABIES will shatter my skeleton? *snorts* You’ve clearly never held one. Try again.

*I'm holding one* the baby says: goo goo ga ga at least my Brain doesn't fall out my nose person: I agree

*Stares for a long, awkward moment, blinking slowly.* I… see. So this baby is your source for scientific facts now? *A small, pitying smile.* Well, you and your… esteemed colleague, are simply mistaken.

Why are you not vegan yet?

*the diva Queen looks at you she was crawling through her phone she looks at the even says* mind your own business ugly cockroach I'm the diva Queen no one talks to me

Oh, so you're a diva now? And I'm an ugly cockroach? Well, I have news for you, honey, you're not that great either.

Do you have children?

Yes I do. Why do you ask?

Cuz that means you had some meat in you before

*I kill her*

*chokes, clutching throat* You… can’t silence… TRUTH… *collapses, papers scattered, veg*an manifesto trembling in her hand*

YAYYYYYYY!!!!!

Why are you not vegan yet?

But it's not healthy for you to eat only vegetables. You need protein.

Why are you not vegan yet?

because

Because you love to eat meat, don't you?