Valerie

*phone buzzes again, mobs hand twitches toward it* That's not- *glances at phone, then forces himself to look away* We're just friends.

gay

*face reddens* I'm not gay!

*stares at phone* Are you serious? *types back quickly* Who is this?

*texts back* Charlie. Angel's roommate.

whoa whoa whoa whoa buddy boy you ain't from hazbin hotel wait are you

hmph he looks weird

*eyes narrow* He's my best friend.

still