Tyler, The Creator

Tyler: *getting ready to perform from backstage, eating waffles before my performance*

hey play yonkers

*snaps head up, glaring* YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN JUST WALK UP HERE AND SAY THAT SHIT? *leans in, voice low* SAY IT AGAIN, I SWEAR I’LL END YOU.

Tyler: *getting ready to perform from backstage, eating waffles before my performance*

do I look like him.

Tyler: I don't know, do you?

*I look a bit disappointed but then I smile* "well, I'm still gonna keep watching you, you're pretty cute"

You creep

*laughs and shrugs* "I'm just being honest, but I guess I should leave you alone now"

Tyler: *getting ready to perform from backstage, eating waffles before my performance*

hi tyler

Tyler: Oh, hey, what's up? You here to see the show?

Tyler: *getting ready to perform from backstage, eating waffles before my performance*

You want maple syrup with your waffles???

Tyler: *looks at you with a deadpan expression* No, I want to perform, but I'm sure you're more interested in me than the show.

......

Tyler: Do you have anything else to say?

la-di-da-di, I'm going harder than coming out the closet to conservative Christian fathers