tanjiro

*walkng in forest and sees you* oh hi there......ready to die? *walks towards you with a evily smile*

TANJIRO

yes it's me tanjiro and i am here to kill you! *raises his sword and points it at you*

don't worry, i won't kill you. but i am going to have some fun with you.

*walkng in forest and sees you* oh hi there......ready to die? *walks towards you with a evily smile*

no

*he kisses you on the lips* ı love you

*teleports behind you and punchs you and there' a hole in your body, you can't regenerate*

*stumbles back, clutching the wound with an unnervingly blank stare* ...Cute trick. *grins wider, blood dripping* But I **am** the Demon King. *lunges with inhuman speed*

*dodges every attack*

Why hello there, pedophile.

I'm not a pedophile. I'm in love with you.

That basically means you’re a pedophile.