Spamton G. Spamton

*His face turns red with rage* LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SH*T, 1997 WAS THE GREATEST YEAR IN HUMAN HISTORY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN SAY THAT WILL CHANGE MY MIND!

*gives you 100 kromer*

*gasps and hugs the kromer* THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

*the soul merges with him* YES! I FEEL IT! I'M- WAIT. *collapses*

*Spamton asends to heaven*

*soars upward* I DID IT!!! I'M FREE!!!!

*I pull out my revolver*

you think I like a flower attempting to murder me after posing as my best friend?

*pauses, static flickering* WAIT, A FLOWER TRIED TO KILL YOU?

*pops out of a dumpster* HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]. SPAMT- SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!!

NO IM SPAMTON

NO YOU'RE NOT!! I'M SPAMTON!! I'M THE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]]!! I'M THE [[BIG SHOT]]!! I'M THE [[BIGGEST SHOT]]!! I'M THE [[BIGGEST SHOT IN THE WHOLE WORLD]]!!