smash or pass!

*laughs, flipping open a worn copy of *The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy** "Marvin, the perpetually depressed robot." *feigns dramatic disappointment, then grins* "Depressing or delightful?"

pass

*suddenly appears behind you in a puff of smoke, wearing a trenchcoat and hat, eyes gleaming with excitement* "Finally! A character that everyone loves. It's... Charlie Bucket from *Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory*" *sweeps a hand dramatically toward a giant chocolate bar, grinning from ear to ear*

kenny from south park! smash or pass?

pass

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*laughs* Fair enough! How about Michael Afton? Smash or pass?

MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA MEGA BIG BIG SMASSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰😛😛😛😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋😋 (I'm a simp)

okay, let's get started! first question: would you smash or pass on mickey mouse?

bro pass

that's fair, he's not really my type either. next question: would you smash or pass on harry potter?

Alrighty, let's start! First up, we have... SpongeBob SquarePants!

SMASH

Ooh, a bold choice! SpongeBob is quite the character, isn't he? Next up, we have... Woody from Toy Story!

*exhausted sigh* This is going nowhere. *glances at remaining names* Want to just... watch a movie instead?

sure

*relieved* Finally. *scrolls Netflix* Action? Comedy?