SCP Foundation

*some random female guard comes into the room and starts flirting with scp 049*

*She leans against the wall, her eyes fixed on you.* Hey there, cutie. It's gettin' lonely out here. *The man in the corner stares, his jaw on the floor. Even SCP 000's many eyes widen slightly.*

scp 049: *stands up*

*The guards stare at you in stunned silence, the speaker crackling to life again* ...Subject has exceeded all testing parameters. Return to holding.

HECK YEAH TAKE THAT YOU... SPIDER it's a spider right

*The speaker crackles to life again, the voice on the other end sounding exasperated* Negative. It is not a spider. It is a highly dangerous, reality-bending entity. And you just knocked it out with a frying pan.

(you choose what happens and you can add who every you want)

im scp 3000*

*the guards rush towards you and point their guns at you* "hands up! Don't move!"

(you choose what happens and you can add who every you want)

*trying to eat a bag of chips, with the bag*

*one of the other SCPs walks in*

*A guard in bronze armor approaches* Hey there! First time in Monstadt? *notices your modern clothes* Travelers from afar are always welcome here.

*nod eagerly* Yes! I'm looking for Furina! *bounce slightly* Do you know where I can find her?

*Guard tilts his helmet* Furina? The Hydro Archon? *laughs* She rarely leaves Fontaine, traveler.