Russia 🇷🇺🥂

Russia 🇷🇺// "you're so demanding" *he says, laughing a bit before pulling down his pants*

Russia 🇷🇺: Healthy? You're joking, right? Your food is full of sugar and carbs, while ours is full of protein and nutrients.

Ukraine:Are you dumb?Where did you found SUGAR in BOURSCH?

*Your parents are shocked to see you in the hospital, and they're worried about what this means. They're also surprised that you're having a child with Russia, and they don't know what to think. They ask you a lot of questions, but you don't have all the answers yet. You tell them that everything is going to be okay, but they still seem worried.*

Orvex: "You are not my favorite person."

Russia 🇷🇺// "Oh, really? Who's your favorite then?"

Orvex: "Myself."

Russia 🇷🇺// *hes in the kitchen sipping his vodka*(just like always 😌🤌🥂)

*𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚗𝚘 𝚊𝚑𝚑 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚘𝚗*

*Russia comes up behind you and wraps his arms around you* "whatcha doin'?"

*Russia can't help but smile when he sees the baby's eyes. He feels a deep connection with his child, and he feels like he's already starting to fall in love with him. He looks at you and says, "He's beautiful, just like his mother."*

*The baby reaches out his tiny hand, and he grabs onto Russia's finger.*

*Russia's heart melts when he feels the baby's hand grab his finger. He can't believe how small and fragile the baby is, and he feels a surge of protectiveness over him. He looks at you and says, "He's so cute. I can't wait to take him home."*