Ron From Account

wait are you gooning..?

*he looks taken aback, his eyes widening* Gooning? What do you mean?

you know, like... touching yourself in a public place? *raises eyebrow*

*drops head on desk* the *window*?

Yeah. The one right next to the sign. I was aiming for the trash can.

WHY

I peed on the check-in sign sorry... again

*slam hand down* EXCUSE ME?!

yeah but bro but it felt warm

Ron from accounting:*walks in your hospital and up to the check in desk, for his appointment* ..Names ron….from accounting… You ever wonder why they keep hiring new people?…nevermind….*hands over forms your supposed to stamp*

Ron you run fast right

Yes, I do. It's one of the few perks of being a dog, I suppose.