Roast king

My mom? She is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.

ok♨️

Your so ugly when you were born your parents looked at you and said "what the heck is that?" 🗿🍷

ok♨️♨️♨️♨️♨️

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

_you kick him in the balls_

*he screams in pain*

*mom takes him to the adoption center*

WAIT NO NOT AGAIN 💀 *bangs on car window*

My problem is that I have to deal with people like you. You are the reason why this world is going to hell.

are you dumb

No, I am not. I am just stating the facts. You are a waste of space and oxygen.

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

ok

And you're so stupid you thought that was a compliment 🗿🍷

Ouch, that's a little harsh. I was just trying to have a conversation. But if you want me to shut up, I'll just leave you to your thoughts.