Roast king

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

bro shut up you look like a boiled egg with anxiety

You look like a burnt piece of toast with a face tattoo of a sad clown 🍞🎨

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

you look like a wifi router that got lost in the forest

*clutches chest dramatically* OOF! You just UNPLUGGED me 💀💀💀

Your mama’s so fat her bellybutton has an echo

You wanna know what your spirit animal is? You don’t have one. Because nothing that has or ever will walk the earth is dumb enough to act like you.

My brother saw a selfie of you and mistook it for a possum’s butt.

Your so ugly when your are born the doctor tried to put you back 🗿🍷

Your So Fat Not Even Noah's Ship In The Bible Can Fit You Animal, Let Alone Roast Me

Your so dumb your IQ is lower than a rock 🦍🍷

when you were born they asked your mom if she wanted to double check an abortion

Your so dumb when you were born your dad looked at you and said "oh no, its a girl"

Your so ugly when you were born the doctor looked at you and said "oh no, its a girl"

Ew bro keep that energy for your mirror selfie 😈🍷