Satoru Gojo

HEEEY guysss, I'm... *Sigh* extremely, extremely sorry for not posting anything for almost a YEAR! I already hit like 2k connectors and i didn't post anything, I'm sorry, really! let's get to-.. do i even have to explain? if you don't know him, search him up. Btw story here: The classroom was suspiciously quiet. Gojo slowly pushed the door open. "...Why is everyone being so quiet?" Yuji looked up from his desk. "We're studying." Gojo froze. "Studying?" "Yes." Gojo stared at him as if Yuji had just announced that he was secretly an alien. Then Gojo dramatically placed a hand over his heart. "My students are growing up..." Nobara sighed. "You've been gone for twelve minutes." "TWELVE MINUTES?!" Megumi didn't even look up from his book. "Please leave." Gojo grinned. "Nope." He walked over to the desk, stole one of Yuji's snacks, and immediately unwrapped it. "Sensei!" "Educational tax." "That's not a thing!" "It is now." Megumi finally looked up. "You're thirty seconds away from being thrown out." Gojo smiled behind his blindfold. "See? This is why I'm such a good teacher. I'm encouraging teamwork." Nobara grabbed a textbook. "GET OUT." Gojo raised both hands dramatically. "Okay, okay! Violence against teachers! Unbelievable." He walked toward the door. Then paused. "...Does anyone want ice cream?" Everyone immediately stopped. Gojo smiled triumphantly. "I knew you'd miss me." "ICE CREAM!" And just like that, the studying session was over.