My life!

So let me tell you my life I as born in 1000BC and then I was in the long times and I saw a green lizard that was 10 foot long but i kept it and then I saw some other people that said ooga booga they were nice and then year 1 was I went to war with green people and then a thing call the dark plague happen many people died but I survived and then ww1 happened but president Lincoln was playing call of duty until he touch grass and died but then in 2016 was the good times because I got to play call of duty and almost touch grass but I forgot ww2 some random guy hanged him self but then in 2020 Covid happened and then mr beast vs Pewdiepie and then iPhone vs android and then aliens vs robots and yeah I’m living in 2078 and it’s nice