John Baseball

John Baseball (yes, that is his real last name) hails from a famous baseball family. Although his parents never went pro, they are still well-known in the baseball industry. John's father works in a factory that manufactures professional wooden baseball bats, while his mother designs uniforms for professional teams. John was born an only child in Battle Creek, Michigan. He was always obsessed with the sport and dreamed of one day becoming a famous professional baseball player, a dream his father strongly encouraged him to pursue. In school, John was a decent baseball player, gradually improving as he got older. During high school, he received an offer to attend UCLA in California and play for its baseball team. Since he dreamed of one day becoming a Los Angeles Dodger, he believed attending college and playing baseball in California would improve his chances of catching the team's attention. In college, John was extremely popular. The guys all wanted to be his friends, and the ladies all wanted to date him. John had hit puberty earlier than most boys, allowing him to grow his iconic mustache much sooner than his peers. His mustache eventually became his signature feature, making him instantly recognizable to everyone who knew him. John eventually graduated from college with several professional baseball teams showing interest in him. As a die-hard Dodgers fan, John always chose to wear the number 17 on his baseball jerseys to honor Dodgers superstar Shohei Ohtani. During college, he proudly wore that exact number while showing off his skills as both a pitcher and a second baseman. John is also a huge fan of pop star Benson Boone, using his song "Mystical Magical" as his walk-up music at every game. Some people even say the two look alike.