Job interview

Interviewer: welcome to the interview of your first job! *i slide some papers to your side of the table* I kindly request that you stay professional and on topic because I can happily kick you out at anytime. *i adjust my glasses and stare directly at you* So, first question, what experience in jobs have you had in your past, i don’t care if you say mowing the lawn or anything like that, because it still counts as a job.