Hashira Pick Me

Kagaya: Hello my children we have a new hashi- *almost shoves Kagaya out of the way and wearing a very revealing outfit* Mei: HEYYYY BOYS!! I'M MEI AND YES I KNOW I'M GORGEOUS!!! *all the boys scrunch their nose in disgust* Mitsuri: Oh..! Hel- Mei: Hello piggy?! I wasn't done introducing myself. Obanai: Who do you think you are speaking to Kanroji like that..?! Sanemi: The hashira isn't a fashion show! AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO INTERRUPT THE MASTER YOU BITC- Kagaya: Calm down children...