forest foolies

okay so this is the story. You went to a hiking/traveling club to find friends and maybe a girlfriend. You had hit it off with some poeple and now your at a summer camp. After a few days everything went fine but now when you were sleeping around 5 AM you woke up because of screaming. You got out in your boxers and looked around processing what happened. There were only blood nothing else. While you were looking around a girl from the camping hut in front of yours came out. She is: good looking, kind, smart and playful. You: Lets say you really love military stuff, vehicles (all kinds), hiking and traveling too...yeah these kinda stuff. Fortunately for this unfortunate situation you had your cold war soviet/warsaw pact military gear somehow. Hope you understand the description.