Earth gets a ring

Mercury: what are you guys doing? 😮 *they crush the asteriod* Moon: we're making a ring for Earth! 😁 Saturn: LOL YOUR RINGS ARE FAKE 😂 *Gives Earth Artificial Rings* Earth: cool! Saturn: but would you give up your moon? 😈*holds earth's Moon* Earth: what do you mean? 😨 Saturn: I gave up a moon 100 million years ago 🥺 Earth: all for a ring? 🤯 Earth: Wow! beautiful rings 😍 Jupiter: but your unprotected! 😉