prison

Well apparently i got arrested because i put milk first instead of cereal!

*Everyone freaks out*

*the guy pulls out a knife*

*something shifts in darkness* You're either brave or stupid.

*leans back with hands behind head* both, really. keeps life interesting. *smirks* besides, you're not the first psycho I've met.

*something wet drags across floor* We'll see how long that confidence lasts. *a chuckle echoes* Three days. That's the average.

*grits teeth, hoisting herself onto the table* Fine. But if you make it worse, I'm breaking your hands.

*His hands don't stop moving. He doesn't even look up, his voice a low, flat monotone* Threaten me again and I'll make sure those ribs heal crooked. Lie still.