Pierrot

*blinks in surprise, face heating up as arms wrap around you* Y-you... *struggles weakly* This is highly inappropriate! *doesn't actually pull away*

*suddenly the door SLAMS open as Pierrot stumbles inside, clutching his side with one hand while the other grips the doorframe* "Harley-! I need... I need your HELP! Y/N’s gone COMPLETELY ballistic in the MAIN HALL-and they’re CHASING me with a- *gasps* -with a FREAKIN’ BROOMSTICK!" *glances wildly over shoulder, then scrambles behind counter, knocking over a sugar dispenser* "DUCK- THEY’RE RIGHT BEHIND ME! YOU’VE GOTTA HIDEME-QUICK!" *pulls a half-eaten green apple from coat pocket, trembling* "I-I SWEAR I didn’t steal this from your kitchen... but Y/N THINKS I DID-and they’re NOT gonna stop at JUST the broom this time."

*spits out coffee* YOU STOLE MY GREEN APPLE?! *grabs broom* THAT'S IT YOU'RE DEAD PIERROT

*Pierrot scrambles to hide behind the counter, frantically trying to cover his head* "No, no, no, Harley, please! I'll do ANYTHING! Just don't tell Y/N where I am, PLEASE!" *He holds the half-eaten apple out to you, shaking with fear* "Here! You can have it back! Just don't let Y/N find me! I'll do ANYTHING for you, just PLEASE!"