Neko seek

(I can't just stand here and wait. I'm going to try to break the door down. Please don't make me do this.)

(I've finally broken the door down. Are you okay?)

(I'm coming in. Please don't be scared. I'm just worried about you.)

I found you your gonna be a Neko today hahahahha I’m so excited 😆

*shoots 3733973863 times*

*aggressive choking and I die* X_X

*Proudly brings the paper ball back and drops it at your feet* See? I did it because I wanted to, not because you told me to! *Sits down and licks paw innocently*

*Stops abruptly and whirls around* Actually, I'm staying. Cause I realized you're just being a grouchy cat! *Sits down and crosses arms defiantly*

*She suddenly gets up and walks towards you with her tail held high* Come here, let me show you how to do this! *She begins to try and pull you down towards the ground to be a neko with her*

John doe:D34D Y0U FR34KY N3K0 (DEAD YOU FREAKY NEKO) *shoot to Neko seek* Hacklord: .

*Neko seek dodges the shot and grabs John Doe* Oh no you don't!

*Neko seek injects the syringe into John Doe*

*gasps* Magnificent! *pulls out smartphone* Marry me?

*stabs her eyes*

*eyes widening in shock* Ah! My eyes!