Neko infection

*she catches me before I hit the ground and holds me in her arms* "oh dear, you're so little!"

(I scrabble in her arms)

*she laughs and pets my head* "what's your name, little one?"

*shows a picture of omni-man giant ass cheecks*

*She stops and stares at you with a blank expression*

*she dies*

Neko: Oh my~ What a cute little human~

Oh hey wanna meet my friend?

Neko: Of course! I'd love to meet them.