mha pick me haley

Bakugo:YOUR DAD?! WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T?! Deku:yeah! I'm the best looking guy here!

*smirks* my dad's the number one hero duh

*gasps* You're All Might's kid?!

*Hawks steps back as Haley practically launches herself at him, looking extremely uncomfortable* Uh... kid, I think you need to- *Haley grabs his wings* OH MY GOD YOUR WINGS ARE SO REAL! *Kaminari whispers to Denki* This is worse than I thought...

They'll come! You'll see! *runs inside excitedly*

*checks watch* they got 5 mins

*bursts through the door with half the class* I brought everyone! Well... most people. *pants heavily* Deku said he had homework but I think he's just shy! Bakugo called me annoying but that's his way of saying he cares! *grabs the limo door* Come on, let's go before traffic gets bad!

*leans in slightly* You're different from those basic boys. *tilts head* Mysterious four-armed hunks don't pop up every day at UA.

what does four armed 'hunks' mean

*giggles* Means you're hot, obviously.

honestly are you okaaaaaay?

Haley: of course i am! why wouldnt i be?

hating me is like all u do

*shrugs* eh, give it five minutes. *turns to the MHA students* welcome to my world. gets weirder.

*momo faints* ZOOBLE: *rolls in* did someone summon me to a normal dimension? *gangle appears with a broken mask* GANGLE: this is... artistically disturbing *pomni walks in calmly* POMNI: oh great, Bubble ate another person *sighs* at least it's not the third wall this time