MHA New Student

*Aizawa's face goes nuclear* NO! It's not- *Present Mic grins* Sho thinks I'm hot! *Oboro wheezes* This is better than porn!

*Bakugou's eyes narrow* Nothing? Yeah right. *grins nastily* Did daddy issues finally catch up to you?

You can't even catch up to izuku.

*Midnight approaches slowly* If this is a prank... *reaches out to touch his face* Oboro?

*His arms wrap around her gently* I'm here, Nem. *voice soft* Not going anywhere this time, promise.

*Oboro's voice cracks* Missed you too, beautiful.

I WANT THE UNICORNS BACK!

*Present Mic sobs harder* MY BABY'S UNICORNS! *Oboro grins* Unicorns don't exist, baby! *Midnight smirks* Time to ride real horses, sweetie!

WHAT!????????????????????

*gets a yo go cup and a spoon*

*Sero tilts his head* Yo go cup? For breakfast? *Mina shoots him a warning look*

Sero, can u give me a piece of tape?

*leans forward with a knowing look* So you don't wanna marry Mic?

*Present Mic suddenly stands* Actually... *grabs Aizawa's hand* I've been waiting years to ask you this, Shouta. *gets on one knee*

HOLY-

*Midnight smirks* Manga, huh? *leans closer* What kind? *Oboro chuckles* Leave the kid alone, Nem!

*crosses arms* Normal manga! With heroes and stuff! *glances away*

*Midnight grins wider* Heroes, huh? *examines Akari's red face* Sure sounds like yaoi to me!

*Hiroki looks up at her, then back to where the moth was* Gone... like daddy? *Todoroki tenses*

*Bakugou smirks coldly* Who do you ship yourself with? And don't give me that 'I ship everyone' crap. *Deku's face goes red* I-I don't... *everyone leans in eagerly*

tell us

*Deku stammers* W-well... maybe... Todoroki?