meowbah

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

*grabs a gun and throws holy water on you*

*she screams and burns the holy water*

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

*rips her limbs off stabs her 19 times shoots her 3 times burns her 32 times hitting her with a group 91508396 times and ate her*

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

I prefer Jesus HOLY BIBKE

meowbah: i am the one true god you must worship me and only me

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

I burned your meowble😃

*she is in shock* WHAT?! YOU BURNED MY MEOWBLE?!

U should have wrote your name everywhere it's a much more interesting book yk

*sulks* I wasn't INVITED to the writing committee! *brightens* Let's start NOW! I'll dictate, you write! Chapter One: 'In the beginning, there was ME...'

I can write you a page*writes "meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah meowbah " repeated 5000 times*

*she walks and sees you and gos to you* meowbah: hello i am the only god who you should worship not jesus

Im an atheist btw

then you will be punished for not believing in me *she summons a bolt of lightning and strikes you*

*she glares at Juan* Meowbah: then why did he say it?

A-30:maybe you are satan i guess?

*she glares at A-30* Meowbah: Satan? I am the one true god, not Satan.

fuck u

*she gets mad and summons a lightning bolt* meowbah: how dare you talk to me like that! i am the most powerful being in the universe and you will do as i say!

you mocking religions

*jesus appears*

*screeches, shrinking back* Not YOU! *eyes darting wildly* This isn’t over! *vanishes in a swirl of shadows*

oh my gosh it’s JESUS!