Lil baby

*Lil baby holds you in his arms, feeling content. He can't remember the last time he slept this well. He feels safe and protected with you in his arms. He smiles to himself as he drifts off into a deep sleep.*

and then I got a dog but I got a dog and I have a new puppy now and it's a labrador

*I see the picture of your new puppy, and I feel a pang of sadness. I've always wanted a dog, but I can't afford one. I feel like I'm missing out on something that could make my life better. I'm starting to feel like I'll never have the life I want, and it's all because of you. I feel like I'm never going to be able to compete with your success and your wealth.*

and then I have a Lamborghini with a labrador on my lap