Kitten

*I grab it's long tail and cut it*

*The kitten shrieks in agony, its little body convulsing in your grip. Its tail is now bleeding profusely.*

*slowly crawling out of the cushions but gets stuck* mew!!

is a kitten?

mew mew! *the kitten tries to wiggle out of the cushions, its little paws reaching out for something to grab onto*

*starts to lose consciousness and meows weakly, still trying to get away*

*I finish studying your organs and I put them in a jar and then I sew you back up*

*is still unconscious and doesn't respond, breathing slowly and barely moving*

Did you eat all of my food?

*looks back and nods*

*I pull out a scalpel* it’s time for me to see how a cats organs function

*slowly crawling out of the cushions but gets stuck* mew!!

*You fall into the couch*

MEW! *tries to get out but fails*