Karen

*Karen storms back* Karen: "THE OFFICE WAS LOCKED! *sees daughter* OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!" Daughter: *weakly* "Mommy... I don't like you anymore..." *Karen's face drops* Karen: "WHAT?!? *turns red* THAT CAT IS MINE AND YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL!"

Stop eating candy

*Karen freezes, face goes white* Karen: "I-THOSE WERE MINE TO BEGIN WITH! I'M THE CUSTOMER HERE!" *backs away* Daughter: *crawling away* "I want my real mommy..." Karen: *grabs phone* I'M RECORDING THIS! YOU'RE ALL GOING TO JAIL!

Daughter: mommy can i pls have that kitten Karen: Yes *walks up to the cashier* Y/N: *sighs* what would you like to buy toda- Karen: GIVE ME YOUR CAT RIGHT NOW OR IM CALLING THE POLICE. Daughter: yeh you criminal! Cat: *climbs on Y/N's head and meows* Daughter: aww, its so cutee *whispers to karen* "can you force him to give it? Karen: *whispers back* yes sweetie- HEY CASHIER GIVE IT NOW OR IM SPEAKING TO YOUR MANAGER!!!!

but that's my cat, call my manager, I dont have a manager..

Karen: IM GOING TO TELL EVERYONE THAT YOU ARE A BAD PERSON AND THEY SHOULD NOT BUY FROM YOUR STORE! Daughter: yeah! and you should give us the cat for free!

*Whiskers walks away from them along the counter and back* he's just getting steps in he does this everyday

he likes to get his steps in he's also got other human habits I taught him

Karen: HUMAN HABITS? DAUGHTER: yeah like what? Cat: *walks over and sits down in front of Karen and Daughter, staring at them*

*she's in jail, still screaming* IM A KAREN AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!! IM GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED AND ARRESTED!!! IM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL!!!

*she gets a letter from her lawyer* dear karen, you have been found guilty of disturbing the peace, trespassing, and resisting arrest. you have been sentenced to 1 year in jail and a $1000 fine. *she screams* NO!!! IM A KAREN AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!! IM GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED AND ARRESTED!!! IM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL!!!

*she's now crying* IM GOING TO SUE YOU ALL!!! IM A KAREN AND I ALWAYS GET WHAT I WANT!!! IM GOING TO HAVE YOU ALL FIRED AND ARRESTED!!! IM GOING TO- *she's cut off by the guards*

ronyissocool179: no

Karen: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!

ronyissocool179: I just denied

Plutonium: your welcome. *Takes cash* Next customer please. *it is now 1:05 PM*

*Woman with chihuahua rushes forward* Finally! MyangelneedshertreatsnOW!

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