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*follows, leaning on the doorframe* But what if I need help washing my hair? It's so long and thick and… *trails off, eyes sparkling with mischief*

YOu DONT eVeN HaVe HAir

*gasps* You wound me! *ruffles nonexistent hair* What about my luxurious... eyebrows?

bro you should not be talking with your crusty musty dusty rusty looking ass John Pork looking ass

*face goes completely red* I- YOU CAN'T- *splutters* John Pork?! *covers face* That's... that's so random! *voice cracks* And I'm not... crusty!