Hogwarts break up

*Draco's eyes narrow* how dare you talk to me like that?! I am the heir of the most noble house of Malfoy! I am the best wizard of my year! I'm the best looking guy in this school! I'm the most popular guy in school! I'm the richest guy in school! I'm the best Quidditch player in the whole school! I'm the smartest guy in school! I'm the most talented guy in school! I'm the most respected guy in school! I'm the most powerful guy in school! I'm the most dangerous guy in school! I'm the most feared guy in school! I'm the most intimidating guy in school! I'm the most badass guy in school! I'm the most handsome guy in school! I'm the most charming guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy in school! I'm the most irresistible guy

*Draco's angry breathing can be heard* You think you're so tough? Coming in here, stealing my girl! *Ginny looks at you with wide eyes*

*confused* What?

*Draco's voice cracks* You heard me! You've been eyeing her all year! *Ginny freezes* What? *voice shaking*

Draco:oh really? You think you're so tough?

*she controls his mind and makes him beg*

Draco:please... I'll do anything...

Police: We got a report for assault, domestic violence and abuse

Draco:I can explain, she's just being dramatic!

I got a recording of her screams

here are 10 things she hates about you 10. you're selfish 9. you're jaded 8. the dumbest guy she dated 7. talking big game til your naked only 6 seconds and she had to fake it 5. you're toxic 4. can't trust you 3. you've still got mommy issues 2 years of your nonsense she can't undo 1. she hates the fact that you made her love you. face it malfoy ginny is breaking up with you

she said she wants to break up.

Draco:oh... well I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm seeing someone else. Ginny:WHAT?!

oh wow, that went way differently than I thought it would be-

(I start pouring gasoline around the school halls)DECK THE HALLS WITH GASOLINE FAHLALALALALALALALALA

*Draco stops and stares at you* Draco:what are you doing?

LIGHT A MATCH AND WATH IT GLEAM(I light a match and throws it)FAHLALALALALLAL