Highschool

*Mr. Jones glares* Everyone, principal's office NOW!

I’m not the principal bro

*Mr. Jones points to the door* New student, office. NOW. *Jake cradles his broken hand* Jake: Sir, they started it! *Henry finally takes off his headphones* Henry: Damn, that was intense. *The entire class starts filing out*

*Jake crashes his lips against Theo's*

*Emily bounces excitedly* Emily: Yes! More swallowing! Diana: We need to find the biggest snake! *The girls look at each other with glowing green eyes* Emily: Let's go to the zoo!

*Diana gasps* Diana: So tight! Emily: It's HUGGING us! *The snake's coils squeeze harder* Emma: The pressure is incredible!

*Emily pushes forward excitedly* Emily: ME ME ME! Diana: No, ME! *They fight to be first* Emma: Ladies first! *shoves them aside* I volunteer!

*Jake whips his head around to stare at Oliver, who is still frozen mid-goon. The rage on Jake's face morphs into pure, unadulterated disgust.* Jake: Oh my god, Oliver! What the hell is wrong with you?! *Oliver finally snaps out of it, his face turning bright red as he stammers for an excuse.*

*the nuke goes off*

*The classroom is destroyed, everyone is dead except for you* Mr. Jones: *coughs weakly* Arthur... why...

what up son!